I’m just saying…

WCCA coverage coming tomorrow. It’s gonna be a long one, so in the mean time here’s a delightfully engaging debate I had with my girlfriend after showing her Penny and Aggie. Watch how thoroughly she owns me in this discussion (slightly abridged): despite how she’s been exposed to few webcomics, she used her pre-existing knowledge to school me royally. Under a Cut, of course, because it’s so long (vertically, not content. This was an aim convo after all)

Justine: I enjoy penny
Phil: Penny and Aggie?
Phil: or just the character Penny
Justine: both
Justine: lol
Phil: great
Phil: It’s mon-wed-fri, and sometimes sun
Justine: I don’t care for aggie
Phil: Really
Phil: I thought she’d be the one you’d like
Justine: as much as I hate popular girls being bitches….
Justine: it’s more like the punky chick is the bitch
Justine: and I hate hate anyone that disses people before knowing them
Justine: oh… I’m sure they end up friends and yadda yadda
Justine: but I don’t like aggie… besides she was the one who started being an ass
Justine: I’m guessing
Phil: Just keep on reading
Phil: it gets better
Justine: I am!!!!
Phil: Good!
Justine: I’m simply stating I hate aggie
Justine: and now that I do… I will always hate her
Justine: DEAL WIT H IT!!!
Justine: sorry
Justine: I hate girls….
Phil: There’s a lot more to Aggie than meets the eye
Phil: Penny also
Justine: aggie is a bitch….
Phil: They’re both bitches
Justine: no…
Justine: I like penny
Phil: I like them both
Phil: but they’re also both bitches
Justine: she the lesser of the two evils
Phil: oh ho
Phil: you think so know
Justine: penny is a bitch cause she has to be
Phil: No she doesn’t
Justine: yes she does….
Phil: She has no obligation to be a bitch
Justine: yea… she’s way into money….
Phil: … So?
Justine: but I hate girls like aggie 10 times more
Phil: Why
Justine: like she wants to make penny’s life hard because she doesn’t have everything penny does
Phil: No she doesn’t
Phil: She makes fun of Penny for her own amusement
Justine: it’s like… “I have to hate the rich popular girl because I’m not”
Justine: Phil….
Justine: you’re a boy…
Justine: no offense…. but you don’t know
Phil: Maybe I don’t
Phil: But…
Justine: look
Phil: What
Justine: there are 2 ways this could go
Justine: penny could be the one to pick on aggie because she’s not as popular….
Justine: but she doesn’t….
Justine: she was simply ignoring her and talking to her friends…. not saying anything to aggie
Justine: and aggie started it with her smartass bitch mouth
Justine: … girls are only bitches to each other when they are jealous
Justine: now….
Phil: You’ll need to see how Penny takes revenge on her. Then you’ll see how she’s equally bitch
Justine: she should!!!!
Justine: she has every right to get revenge
Phil: Maybe so
Phil: But if she didn’t
Justine: I hate punk girl like aggie even more
Justine: because I know girls like that
Phil: If she just let it slip, she’s be the bigger woman
Justine: they think because I wear nice cute girly clothes
Justine: I’m not punk enough…. and NO girl in they’re right mind should let anything slip
Justine: because if you ignore assholes…. they just talk louder
Phil: Jesus
Phil: You women are a cruel, sadistic species.
Justine: exactly
Justine: I know my bitch tude…
Justine: and the comic did it to make penny seem like the ass because she’s pretty popular and rich….. But aggie is the actual one who had no business in her life
Justine: like… preppy girls at my school… while we all talk about each other behind each others backs…. we’re not rude to each other… everyone keeps on their smiles and lets things roll off
Phil: I say it’s better to be mean to someone’s face than behind their back.
Justine: trust me it’s not…just never say anything you won’t say to their face…
Justine: especially when you have classes together…. and mutual friends
Phil: Damn. Girl politics are much more complex than guy politics
Justine: exactly
Phil: You know…
Phil: I am SO turning this conversation into an article on my webcomic criticism site.
Justine: lol
Justine: it’s why I hate girls
Phil: Duly noted

I love this woman.

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